Anyway, this isn't news to anyone with kids; we all know that they're little germ factories. But they are not the reason why stomach bugs continue to plague the world. Nope. Because a small baby or child can't spread its germs all around town without a horrible nightmare of a parent who takes that child out and about, and lets that child touch things and put things in its mouth and slide its diarrhea encrusted butt all over surfaces everywhere.
The way stomach bugs spread is through fecal matter. Do you know what that means? People are literally walking around with feces on their hands and touching things. There is absolutely no excuse for this. And yes, I know that it only takes a tiny speck of microscopic fecal matter to spread the illness, but I don't care. That shouldn't matter if you're thoroughly washing your hands and staying at home while contagious. I don't want to hear any fucking excuses. Wash your damn hands PROPERLY, and DO NOT LEAVE THE HOUSE IF YOU HAVE VOMITING OR DIARRHEA. DO NOT TAKE YOUR CHILD OUT OF THE HOUSE IF SHE HAS VOMITING OR DIARRHEA, FOR ANY REASON EXCEPT A HOUSE FIRE, OR AN EMERGENCY ROOM VISIT, OR A PHARMACY VISIT. THAT'S IT.
I don't even understand how people CAN leave the house when they have stomach bugs. When I have one, I can't get out of bed, much less put on an outfit and head to a restaurant and rub poop on doorknobs, as people apparently do.
I get so angry when I'm talking to a mother who says "Oh, yeah, yesterday Dakota had a really bad stomach bug." Umm, ok, then what the fuck are you doing at the park today? Get Patient Zero back home until he's been at least a full 48 hours without symptoms. He may seem to be feeling ok, but you don't know! He's still a big maybe in the wellness department. He could blow at any time!
My big pet peeve right now is people who change diapers and then don't wash their hands, claiming that they "didn't get anything on their hands." These people don't understand science, or how particles work. Just because you don't have literal globules of shit on your hands, that doesn't mean they're clean. Tiny particles of feces flick and scatter when you wipe a child's ass. That is fact. WASH YOUR HANDS.
This blog has been disgusting and angry. I am aware of that, and I apologize a little. But it's nowhere near as disgusting as the filthy degenerates who go around spreading this shit and ruining my life.
If you're sick with a stomach bug, don't assume it's food poisoning, or that you're not contagious. Stay home, a day more than you think you should. And wash your hands, regardless, always, frequently, and well.