Wednesday, April 30, 2014

Personalized Wedding Hangers

I think I would be the world's worst wedding planner, and here is why:

If you didn't click on the link, know that it is a website devoted entirely to making customized wedding hangers.  Because, you see, when a wedding planner plans a wedding, she thinks of these kinds of things.  

For those few of you who attended my wedding, you'll remember that it was a straightforward and frillless affair, which is how I wanted it.  The very idea of planning a super fancy wedding makes me feel stressed and miserable - I think the actual process of implementing a fancy wedding would kill me.
So I'm not the person anyone would think of to plan their wedding.

However.  Personalized wedding hangers?  Really?

I can't even begin to understand the mind of someone who wants personalized wedding hangers.  Like, what is the thought process behind it?  Is the wedding dress itself not special enough?  Are the bridesmaids really going to be put out that they have to pull their shiny dresses off of ordinary hangers?  Does anyone actuallyl care?  And how does a personalized hanger make the day better?  No, seriously.  Also, what the hell are you supposed to do with the hangers when the wedding is over?  Are you supposed to keep them?  No one but a crazy hoarder would keep such a thing - so it will just be garbage once all the festivities are done.  

I can't be the only person who thinks that this is the stupidest thing in the world.

But the thing is, it's not just some crazy bridezilla who decided that ordinary hangers would ruin her special day.  There are apparently enough of these women (I'm going out on a limb and saying that no men order personalized wedding hangers) that there is AN ENTIRE BUSINESS devoted to feeding this insanity.  

If Nadia wants personalized wedding hangers for her wedding, I will vomit.

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